when yer skin looks like the salmon they are serving at catering

Things I’ll never learn. Sitting poolside having desert facials with out sunscreen and forgetting to say you are sorry for farting while in catering.
Well Omaha hope you didn’t miss us. The people on the Uproar tour did. That’s because we are awesome. Not as cool as the Dude Bros but they missed us. We made it just in time to Kansas City for a pretty stellar show but the real fun came the next day when we made it to St. Louis. Always a great time there. If we aren’t making asses out of ourselves at the Silver Ballroom (sure I wouldn’t mind free drinks for life) we have no problem doing it on stage at the Verizon Wireless (sure I’d like a free phone and a free plan for the plug). Remember this nightmare? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDuAhiNYhtk
I sure do! I had a blast. Also plugged Silver Ballroom at the end of the song. 1…2..3. Three plugs for the Silver Ballroom(now 4). The 3rd one is in the video.
Speaking of rambling we came up with another way to kill the boredom. Be on the Youtube (sure I’ll take free video for life, wait…) lookout for Seether PJ’s and Glitter Cocks. But in the meantime back to Bob’s Bunk Blog-Now with Pictures! Hopefully these will keep you busy while I make room in my schedule of starting a mutiny to edit video. Yep I’m the next Martin Scorsese. Have you ever seen the Last Waltz? It’s amazing! The hoser’s over in Finger 11 showed it to me years ago after singing karaoke on their bus.
Where’s Seether right now? Well go to Google Maps (sure I’ll have some free shares of your stock), type in Maryland Heights, then get directions to Calgary from there. We are somewhere along that route and would you take a look at that mileage!
I gotta go clean out my arteries. I just hand a grilled cheese hamburger. I literally felt like I was falling asleep. Thanks Lucky’s 13 (I never plugged so many things in one blog, but sure I’ll take the free meals). And if you know where that is at, that’s where we are on the map to Calgary.
Too late we’re gone! We are on our way to a city that rhymes with fun.

the stunning conclusion of a terrible idea

The answer is was looking for was ‘see you laters.’ Because you can see the corn later in your poop. Seether what I did? I just did that twice.
Lost? Me too. Confused? Take a number. So who saw the guys in Montreal the other night? Yeah nobody did. Seether decided not to play as Seether. We did a special show as Seiber at Foufounes Electriques. It was pretty amazing. So was that bartender. It’s a pretty frenchy name for a pretty frenchy bar. But some times new things need to break out in weird clubs. It was guest list only that night. And nobody was on it.
At this point it’s all business and money for these guys. They got gigs playing at weddings and Quinceañeras. Speaking of weddings, sorry Omaha we will not be there this weekend. Seiber is playing a gig at their friends wedding.
Speaking of weekends if yer at the show in Chicago and read this before you go to the show break out your cell phones and record ‘tonight.’ We are filming a video of it and will be using fan videos as well. Were do you send the videos to? Beats me but I bet if you do some research you’ll find it somewhere. I’d start at seether.com. Hopefully this gets posted ‘tonight’. Wait, what, did I just do it again. Oopsies.
Speaking of oopsies I just farted more than I could chew. WAIT!! That sounds completely wrong. Gotta go dinner is making my stomach upset. Bob-blob tour-blog.

the great escape and the wiener is...

Nothing quite makes my big irish head bigger than a shout out on the radio. Which reminded me that I haven’t done these in awhile.
So let’s recap what’s been going on since my mom wrote the last one.
Nothing!! Well that’s not necessarily true but there’s only so many times I can write about how awesome airports are and getting zapped in the body scanners. What’s that lump?
I’ve also found the time to eat catering everyday. Trying to get my body to catch up with my huge head. We are on the Uproar Tour now with a bunch of bands. So in between naming different types of food, like corn and nuts, we have a thing we do, but mostly me, everyday. I prank call everyone on the tour through the radio. Same time every day and say the same thing. It’s fun. But shh don’t tell any of them.
Anyways how about this, I can’t really do this but let’s give it a shot. Somewhere in this bloggy blog I have the name for one of the food items we’ve named. The first person to guess it correctly, or maybe the funniest, will get 1 ticket to a show in the worst seat possible. Sounds like a great deal right?
So what’s the band been up to? Well a lot of kissing babies, shaking hands, and losing to me in video games. Except for Mortal Kombat. Also did this thing at the Guitar Center in W. Hollywood that’s gonna be on Direct TV. That should be pretty cool. Speaking of pretty cool the guys also did something extra special when we were on the Conan show a few weeks back. Be sure to look for that in the coming weeks on the Team Coco website.
Speaking of websites I need some friends on facebook.
Ok see you laters.

hi!! this is bob's mom

I'm so confused on why my son insists on going by a name that isn't his. oh I'll never understand these kids these days and there desire to be mysterious.

but my 'bob' came home the other day after Seether's week in Canada. he had so much to say. I was happy I couldn't hear most of it because of the fireworks. i'd rather listen to the sound of a thousand screaming bottle rockets than my sons rambling about how they played this festival called Boonstock in Edmonton on Canada Day. I mean come on. it's America day, the Forth of July, I don't need to listen to that fooey.

Boonstock. what a silly name. where is that out in the boonies? I went to Woodstock. although it was in a field there was lots of wood. silly hippies.

he did however tell me that after their show at the commodore ballroom in Vancouver, a stage that used to be built out of tires or something, I dont know what he meant he was rambling, that they went out to some gentlemens club called Brandi's with the singer from nickelback.

now the singer from nickelback looks like a gentleman but I'm still confused on why he thought my son and the band of misfits he works for are. well hopefully at this club they taught those boys some manners.

that chad though seems to be such a great guy, these boys could learn a few things from him. bob talked about how nice he was and that they all hung out at his house after they came from the gentlemans club and had a party at his house and listened to demos from nickelbacks new album.

he also said how well they were taken care of and the food they got to eat and something about a hockey rink in the house. sorry I was looking at the amazing fireworks that just happened. I'm not sure if my son thinks he's Canadian now or what.

he was nice enough to show me this picture of their plane ride back from chads house. By why doesn’t dale give his aviators to the pilot. he laughed when he told me that it only took them two hours to get back to Edmonton when the crew got stuck on an 18 hour bus ride. the last I heard my son was a crew guy and not in the band.

he's such a silly boy but I only here how great and how much the boys in Seether are gentlemen in the making and they have to put up with my mysterious son who has no redeeming qualities.

shut up mom you are embarrassing me.

beauty eh_and the ill tempered moose

Nothing drives an Australian crazier then
by telling them you don’t like AC/DC. But
we are in Canada and man I can’t stand
Rush. But enough about myself, which
oddly enough I’ve been told I don’t talk
about the band that much in these little
words of blah blah blah.
Speaking big egos, I love eggos and am
now extremely hungry, and being hungry
leads to bad decisions. Like this guy. He’s
our merch guy.

He’s a barrel of laughs. Not so much a barrel but more
of a tightly packed summer sausage.
For this trip to the Great White North
the band and crew are all on the same
bus. It’s a good time to spend together
especially when Shaun and Dale are giving
haircuts. Merch just wanted some
lightning bolts on the side of his head like
his hero Vanilla Ice but instead he looks
like the guy from Prodigy.

Shaun looks like Mike Patton and I still
look amazing. Oopsies here I am talking
a-BOOT my self again. See what I did
there? I tried writing with eh Canadian
accent. Beauty eh?

Speaking of all things beauty check out
those tanks.
We, ooppsies, I mean the guys, did a
workplace invasion thing today with the
radio station here in Edmonton, AB. That’s
Canada stupid, not Alabama. The guy who
won was in the Canadian Armed Forces. So
the acoustic set was in between a bunch
of tanks.

Well I hope you, which is probably just
Melissa, enjoyed the new and refreshing
Seether blog-NOW WITH PICTURES.
I’m off to find a Creamy Sleeman. It’s a
beer you perverts.

Seether ding dongs and fruit loops

It’s been a great run with Shaunyding dong, Daley ding dongs and Johnny ding dongs. Last’s night show was a great way to end it! Did you happen to catch the show in Burlington, IA? No? Come on! Well you better have a least shown up somewhere the past 9 weeks.

Speaking of 9 weeks, great movie right? Wait..that’s 9 ½ weeks and it’s terrible. I’m glad I have someone to live with now. One time I came home after 9 weeks I left my self a present in the toilet before I left. It looked like chocolate upside down cake.

We have the day off in Burlington, IA before the show and stayed at the Catfish Bend Casino. (sorry Springfield, MO we will make it up to you somehow) That place had everything! Lazertag, Go Carts, gambling, waterslides. It was a great day to wind down although I think we pretty much wound up the guy who was in charge of the go carts. Ole Bob here had a hell of a time. Always got the slow car and was rammed so many times and so hard that I’d be facing backwards. NO BUMPING!!! A bunch of 30 year olds acting like we were 10. But hey that’s what happens when there is a bar next to the track

So long buds see ya in Edmonton in a week. I have a tough decision to make. There’s a comedy festival here in Chicago this weekend and I can’t make up my mind on who to see tonight. Demetri Martin, Whitney Cummings, or Jim Jefferies.

Bomb threats, bad weather and where is that organ

We’ve had an interesting week since I wrote last. Bomb threat. Check! Lightning storms. Check! Hot swampy sweaty mud butt clubs. Oh you better believe that’s a check. One nasty, nasty check. I actually washed my hair afterwards and scrubbed my lungs.
How do you scrub your lungs you ask? Well it’s like huffing gas and smoking at the same time. Actually it is. Sometimes you just have to get that crap out of your lungs. If gonorrhea had a scent that’s exactly what I was breathing in the whole day.
Speaking of STD’s we are in Grand Rapids today at Fifth Third Ballpark. I never understood the whole Fifth Third thing. Even when I used to pay my mortgage to them. I can tell you what it doesn’t mean and it’s not paying only a fifth of your mortgage on the third of every month.
Speaking of banks I love baseball. And since I haven’t been able to go to a single game yet this season we might as well have a show at one right? And if this whole writing a blog for Seether stops paying the bills I wanna be a mascot that gets heckled and beat over the head. The heckling and the beatings I’m used to. Just last night a took a serious blow to the head. Good times. Or if the whole mascot thing is as dumb as I think it is then I wanna play the organ at the games and heckle the umps like Wilbur Snapp. Better yet I think it’s time for a new Bob Uecker.
Now where’s that number for the neurologist?