when yer skin looks like the salmon they are serving at catering

Things I’ll never learn. Sitting poolside having desert facials with out sunscreen and forgetting to say you are sorry for farting while in catering.
Well Omaha hope you didn’t miss us. The people on the Uproar tour did. That’s because we are awesome. Not as cool as the Dude Bros but they missed us. We made it just in time to Kansas City for a pretty stellar show but the real fun came the next day when we made it to St. Louis. Always a great time there. If we aren’t making asses out of ourselves at the Silver Ballroom (sure I wouldn’t mind free drinks for life) we have no problem doing it on stage at the Verizon Wireless (sure I’d like a free phone and a free plan for the plug). Remember this nightmare? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDuAhiNYhtk
I sure do! I had a blast. Also plugged Silver Ballroom at the end of the song. 1…2..3. Three plugs for the Silver Ballroom(now 4). The 3rd one is in the video.
Speaking of rambling we came up with another way to kill the boredom. Be on the Youtube (sure I’ll take free video for life, wait…) lookout for Seether PJ’s and Glitter Cocks. But in the meantime back to Bob’s Bunk Blog-Now with Pictures! Hopefully these will keep you busy while I make room in my schedule of starting a mutiny to edit video. Yep I’m the next Martin Scorsese. Have you ever seen the Last Waltz? It’s amazing! The hoser’s over in Finger 11 showed it to me years ago after singing karaoke on their bus.
Where’s Seether right now? Well go to Google Maps (sure I’ll have some free shares of your stock), type in Maryland Heights, then get directions to Calgary from there. We are somewhere along that route and would you take a look at that mileage!
I gotta go clean out my arteries. I just hand a grilled cheese hamburger. I literally felt like I was falling asleep. Thanks Lucky’s 13 (I never plugged so many things in one blog, but sure I’ll take the free meals). And if you know where that is at, that’s where we are on the map to Calgary.
Too late we’re gone! We are on our way to a city that rhymes with fun.

the stunning conclusion of a terrible idea

The answer is was looking for was ‘see you laters.’ Because you can see the corn later in your poop. Seether what I did? I just did that twice.
Lost? Me too. Confused? Take a number. So who saw the guys in Montreal the other night? Yeah nobody did. Seether decided not to play as Seether. We did a special show as Seiber at Foufounes Electriques. It was pretty amazing. So was that bartender. It’s a pretty frenchy name for a pretty frenchy bar. But some times new things need to break out in weird clubs. It was guest list only that night. And nobody was on it.
At this point it’s all business and money for these guys. They got gigs playing at weddings and Quinceañeras. Speaking of weddings, sorry Omaha we will not be there this weekend. Seiber is playing a gig at their friends wedding.
Speaking of weekends if yer at the show in Chicago and read this before you go to the show break out your cell phones and record ‘tonight.’ We are filming a video of it and will be using fan videos as well. Were do you send the videos to? Beats me but I bet if you do some research you’ll find it somewhere. I’d start at seether.com. Hopefully this gets posted ‘tonight’. Wait, what, did I just do it again. Oopsies.
Speaking of oopsies I just farted more than I could chew. WAIT!! That sounds completely wrong. Gotta go dinner is making my stomach upset. Bob-blob tour-blog.

the great escape and the wiener is...

Nothing quite makes my big irish head bigger than a shout out on the radio. Which reminded me that I haven’t done these in awhile.
So let’s recap what’s been going on since my mom wrote the last one.
Nothing!! Well that’s not necessarily true but there’s only so many times I can write about how awesome airports are and getting zapped in the body scanners. What’s that lump?
I’ve also found the time to eat catering everyday. Trying to get my body to catch up with my huge head. We are on the Uproar Tour now with a bunch of bands. So in between naming different types of food, like corn and nuts, we have a thing we do, but mostly me, everyday. I prank call everyone on the tour through the radio. Same time every day and say the same thing. It’s fun. But shh don’t tell any of them.
Anyways how about this, I can’t really do this but let’s give it a shot. Somewhere in this bloggy blog I have the name for one of the food items we’ve named. The first person to guess it correctly, or maybe the funniest, will get 1 ticket to a show in the worst seat possible. Sounds like a great deal right?
So what’s the band been up to? Well a lot of kissing babies, shaking hands, and losing to me in video games. Except for Mortal Kombat. Also did this thing at the Guitar Center in W. Hollywood that’s gonna be on Direct TV. That should be pretty cool. Speaking of pretty cool the guys also did something extra special when we were on the Conan show a few weeks back. Be sure to look for that in the coming weeks on the Team Coco website.
Speaking of websites I need some friends on facebook.
Ok see you laters.